Who are you?
We're just a couple of Nesos who noticed a severe lack of our kind here in the United States. We decided that we would help our fellow Nesos gain a better life by finding them owners.
Where are you located?
The sunny shores of California.
How do you have so many nesos?
Our brethren come to us past the high seas seeking a new life here. We've run out of room to house them in our garage, so we need to find kind and loving owners who will take care of them.
You're not a Neso!
How dare you question my identity?! Harrumph!